Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
If I could get paid for self-sabotage, I’d be swimming in dough.
No really, a pool with cookie dough.
(Source: raisedbychickenz)
Sometimes all you have to do is forget how you feel and remember what you deserve.
(via quotethat)
The doc says I’m sick. I told him to gimme a call when he finds out something I don’t know. Then he told me something I didn’t know.
(Source: 23negai)
I think just once it’d be nice not to be called in on the weekend. Yeah.
Next time I’m gonna try saying no, yeah… that will end well.
(Source: other-wordly)
